Portland transportation is the anti-thesis to Tokyo. Why the hell are latte sippers in Portland so thrilled about public transportation? "We could take the 318i BMW to Bed Bath and Beyond. OR, I know, we could taking the
fucking streetcar!!!" What is this shit? All the mass-transit commuters in Portland are amateurs. I'm teaching lessons on my return. First rule of commute school: you must live in a state of constant denial of other peoples existence. Why? The domino effect. Acknowledgement of others leads to cordiality. Cordiality leads to fraternization. Fraternization leads to, here's the important one, a potentially awkward social climate. Be safe, don't risk it. This is the mistake so many "friendly" Portlanders make. An acknowledging nod, a warm smile, these lead to societal imbalance. You'd best learn to look at your feet or feign sleep if you want to maintain cohesivity. Newbie!
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