I heard an amazing idea yesterday. Sometimes a simple concept is so poetic, that it can summarize a vast experience. This idea, perfectly defines what is to be a foreign exchange student in Japan. My friend makes sex with his Japanese girlfriend last longer by, get ready for it, visualizing writing kanji (Chinese characters). Kanji visulazation requires focus, but not thought. So, it works great. What's the kanji for baseball? He mentioned there was pitfall though. He began to visualize this kanji:

That's the kanji for wedding ceremony. You best skip it.
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If my parents are reading this, please do not kill yourselves. Girls are icky and I know nothing about them

I got quoted on Random Blog Quote for my 'First Rule' post contrasting Portland and Tokyo mass-transit. I can barely find myself on the web. Where do you people come from? Know this: people who stroke my ego by quoting me...are always fucking welcome at my door.
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