I like to think I made a little contribution in the transformation of blogging from an exciting new social tool into a whiny rant on adolescence. But, I've been trumped.

Barbie has a blog. And so do her friends Madison and Chelsea. Finally a blog dedicated to locking young women into shallow materialistic goals and sculpting their perception of reality into a reactionary actualization of men's wants:

So Robbie finally called. His band is playing downtown tonight. I probably should play hard to get, but he is just such a hottie. No girl worth her credit cards could resist him. I must go fabulize.

There's precedent for fake bloggers growing a community. But in that case, there was still honest human emotion. Matel is making blog pornography. Hand me my fabulized pink-heart dotted barf bag that I might exorcise the nausea.

Saw this on Boing Boing.
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