Walking habits in Tokyo drive me insane. I'm late for class, trying to cut my way through the thicket of school girls, flyer-handing yoroshiku folk, and salary-men. Three groups, one commonality: to get in my way. First there's the S-pattern walkers. This is where an offender zig-zags, weaving to and fro along the side-walk. The s-pattern types are tricky devils, they feign deftness of crowd navigation, but if they are truly in a hurry than why are they moving slower than cold mochi? I'm wise to their tricks. But truly the worst is when a group of friends form to create a horizontal line of resistance perpendicular to the sidewalk. It's like playing red rover with only one side, "red rover, red rover, let no-one come over." That's a real crappy game.
DiscussPS, Please enjoys these legs, as my gift to you.
